Sn-O Town!

So, I did make it home alive, it was rocky there for a while! ;) I did talk to the hangover reject, he had a passport pinned to his shirt because he apparently suffered some minor brain damage while vacationing in Cabo San Lucas!? WTF, seriously!? He did tell me it was an awesome vacation, stayed out until 5 am every night, err day, err morning... Whatever, you know what I mean! After talking to him and hearing about his booze soaked vacation I am impressed that he is not in a vegetative state in some seedy Mexican hospital! Oh, BTW ladies, he lives and works in Orem, and he's single! Get on that now! I know you all want a piece of that plastic Oscar the Grouch action! ;)

So anyway, back to the getting back to O-Town part... Everything with the initial move to LA LA land went very well, condo cleaned, carpets are getting cleaned this weekend, Sir Jack seems to be adjusting well, we can only hope things go the same for our little Dread Pirate Max, but unfortunately he will have a little rougher trip than Jack did. I am thinking he will need drugs to handle all of this. Again back to O-Town, I get in to the airport last night and it is balls ass cold, but not snowing! Woot for that, right!? Get my bags, they're not totally trashed, another woot there, make it out to passenger pick up just as my mother, who was nice enough to pick me up, but unfortunately still does not believe in cell phones, pulls up to the curb looking for me, right as I get to the door she pulls away, apparently not seeing me... HER DAUGHTER, her ONLY child... A group of Samoan men were nice enough to chase after her for me, but alas, she did not stop, just kept driving, leaving me in the freezing cold for another half hour, where she almost drove by me again, but this time I was prepared and hucked a bag of peanuts at her windshield (A HUGE thank you to South West Airlines for providing me ammo). I will admit, it is nice to be back, despite the fact that I woke up to an f'ing snow storm this morning... Have I mentioned that I hate snow, I know, retarded since I snowboard and ski, but I like snow in the mountains, not 2 feet of it in my driveway!

@iamdez, if you're reading this, the cable is still out, are you shocked!?

Newness!!!

In honor of @iamdez, I have decided to actually blog today, only because he was nice enough to subscribe to me!!! Now it's no secret how lazy I am when it comes to actually posting anything, so this is sure to be a treat! ;) Right now I am sitting at LAX, I was lucky enough to arrive here via the Fly Away out of Van Nuys with a gaggle of baggage handlers, one offered to split a rollie with me when we arrived, I can only assume that is not a cart to wheel my luggage in lol. Anyway, I arrived here early enough to get a good seat for people watching at the end of my gate, and oh there is some eye candy here today (I will try to get pictures if I can), there is a douche that sat down across from me, he is wearing cut off dress pants, flip flops, a disheveled business shirt and he has a passport pinned to his shirt (don't ask why, because I sure as hell don't really want to know), he is rocking two iphones, an ipod and a macbook pro, and he pulled all this shit out of his... Wait for it... I can't make crazy like this up... His bright green plastic Oscar the Grouch back pack! SWEET! And before you ask, he is white, and he does not have an accent, I know this because he asked to borrow my wireless card because he didn't want to pay for the tmobile hotspot. I swear, I meet the best people in airports, not like the new place we moved into. We live above a Rick Ocasek look alike who is about 30 years and 70 pounds past his prime, and he is dating a gem of a woman we fondly refer to as scary crazy crack whore, who came pounding on our door in the middle of the night like the condo was on fire screaming that whatever we were doing in our bedroom caused her windows to rattle... Hmmm, who would have known that Ryan shaving his beard off could have caused such a raucous lol She also went on to rant that she had to listen to us pound around all weekend... All I can say is the cat must have had one hell of a party while we were in Palm Desert over the weekend! ;) Ok, gotta go, I think I am going to ask my hangover reject why he has a passport pinned to his shirt... Livin' on the wild side over here!

Another day... More errands!

So I am pretty sure I gave they guy at the post office a stroke today... Note to self: When mailing a giant, heavy box at the post office, do not give it to the guy who looks like he's days away from retiring! So more errands complete, more things to get the house together, the theme of 2010 is "What else do we need?" I am so looking forward to my mini break and getting away from some of this madness!

On a lighter, shopping free note, today was the most gorgeous day, blue sky for miles, literally made the mountains shine, it's days like this that make me wish I had the time and energy to be a ski bum :)

So...

Another day of shopping done, I think we are both exhausted beyond belief, but everything is coming together nicely... Latest trauma: What do we use for a temporary entertainment center for a giant ass TV that won't break the bank (or the TV)!? On the plus side we're gonna have super comfy sheets to sleep on... Now we just need a mattress! ;)

Mmmmmm....

Ok, so I did a little out of state ordering for Ryan tonight, and happened upon this tasty little gem... Greco New York Pizza in Tarzana, so yummy! Happy to announce that Ryan is fed, watching LOST, and no longer suffering the trauma of home supply shopping! Such a sweetie for getting all that done for us :)

Be sure to go check out Greco if you're in the area! (Follow the link!)