Newness!!!

In honor of @iamdez, I have decided to actually blog today, only because he was nice enough to subscribe to me!!! Now it's no secret how lazy I am when it comes to actually posting anything, so this is sure to be a treat! ;) Right now I am sitting at LAX, I was lucky enough to arrive here via the Fly Away out of Van Nuys with a gaggle of baggage handlers, one offered to split a rollie with me when we arrived, I can only assume that is not a cart to wheel my luggage in lol. Anyway, I arrived here early enough to get a good seat for people watching at the end of my gate, and oh there is some eye candy here today (I will try to get pictures if I can), there is a douche that sat down across from me, he is wearing cut off dress pants, flip flops, a disheveled business shirt and he has a passport pinned to his shirt (don't ask why, because I sure as hell don't really want to know), he is rocking two iphones, an ipod and a macbook pro, and he pulled all this shit out of his... Wait for it... I can't make crazy like this up... His bright green plastic Oscar the Grouch back pack! SWEET! And before you ask, he is white, and he does not have an accent, I know this because he asked to borrow my wireless card because he didn't want to pay for the tmobile hotspot. I swear, I meet the best people in airports, not like the new place we moved into. We live above a Rick Ocasek look alike who is about 30 years and 70 pounds past his prime, and he is dating a gem of a woman we fondly refer to as scary crazy crack whore, who came pounding on our door in the middle of the night like the condo was on fire screaming that whatever we were doing in our bedroom caused her windows to rattle... Hmmm, who would have known that Ryan shaving his beard off could have caused such a raucous lol She also went on to rant that she had to listen to us pound around all weekend... All I can say is the cat must have had one hell of a party while we were in Palm Desert over the weekend! ;) Ok, gotta go, I think I am going to ask my hangover reject why he has a passport pinned to his shirt... Livin' on the wild side over here!