Garbage Night and Quails

It is yet another borring day in the life of Kiki... Sad to report that there is nothing new past the fact that is it garbage night, such is the madcap life I lead. I wish I had something more interesting like jogging with a rabid fox clamped onto my arm, although the odds of that happening here are pretty slim, I think I have better chances at getting attacked by a rabid pack of quails. Although quails can be pretty mean when provoked, believe me, I know, I was once trapped in my kitchen with one. It was not a pretty sight. Speaking of quails, have you ever noticed that they wait until a car is comming before they cross the road, and they don't cross together, they cross one at a time in some retarded mad dash, and sometimes it is not even a mad dash, sometimes they walk slowly, because they just assume that when you're going 60mph your car will just stop on a dime. For the record, my car does not stop on a dime... Draw your own conclusions.